dulect:

"you’re old enough to pay for your own things"

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Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

sarcastic-snowflake:

woofle:

woofle:

i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it

it’s true i saw it with my own eyes

oh my god

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

watchhowidinosaur:

knightarcana:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

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wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for